How do you go from a sleek Italian sports car to a lame duck president? Give Up? Have an Egyptian journalist throw you at the president at a closed press conference. Yes I'm not kidding. Turns out the pre-hurled shoe was called the Ducati Model 271 and retailed for $40. But post-hurl it has since been renamed the Bush Shoe. And the orders are pouring like lake Pontchartrain post-Katrina. Hopefully the price will stay low. All I know is I want a pair. Check out NYTimes online the whole story.